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First 10,000 fans to Providence Park receive a Civic the Goose Keychain Plushie! Plus, receive 15% off concessions across the stadium!
Place your Annual Membership deposit by Tuesday, Sept. 8, and receive two Bank of America Signature Club on Tanner Ridge tickets for an upcoming 2026 regular-season home match.
