Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers and Thorns FC. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
With Timbers midfielder Diego Valeri becoming only the third player in MLS history to score 80 goals and contribute 80 assists, #Statman takes a look back to see how well you know the trivia around Portland's El Maestro and his achievement.
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#Statman Stumpers | Now in the 80/80 club, how well do you know the trivia around Valeri's achievement?


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"It felt really good" | Ian Smith on scoring his first MLS goal at Providence Park
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HIGHLIGHTS | Portland Timbers vs. New England Revolution | July 5, 2025
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Timbers defeat Revs, extend home unbeaten streak to 10
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Goal | David Da Costa tallies Timbers' game-winner vs. Revs
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Goal | Ian Smith scores first MLS goal to give Timbers a lead