Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers and Thorns FC. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
With Timbers midfielder Diego Valeri becoming only the third player in MLS history to score 80 goals and contribute 80 assists, #Statman takes a look back to see how well you know the trivia around Portland's El Maestro and his achievement.
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#Statman Stumpers | Now in the 80/80 club, how well do you know the trivia around Valeri's achievement?
Soccer Celebration | June 12-15 in Pioneer Courthouse Square
The Timbers Soccer Celebration will be at Portland’s Pioneer Courthouse Square this June.! With supporting partners adidas and McDonald’s, the Soccer Celebration will feature interactive activities, local food carts, merchandise stands, fan giveaways as well as live viewings of select FIFA World Cup 26™ matches, all taking place in “Portland’s living room” from June 12-June 15. The events are free to attend for fans of all ages.
Leagues Cup 2026 comes to Portland
Liga MX giants Club Puebla, Club América and Club Tijuana come to Providence Park in August!
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Leagues Cup launches new Gaming Hub with $1 million Bracket Challenge presented by Coors Light
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Sawyer Jura called up to U.S. U-20 Men's National Team for June training camp in Bulgaria
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Finn Surman: Journey to Dream | Inside Soccer City
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An in-depth interview with GM Ned Grabavoy
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Jake Zivin and Patrick Harris talk with GM Ned Grabavoy | Timbers Fan Podcast
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Portland Timbers mutually part ways with head coach Phil Neville
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Phil Neville Postgame Press Conference | May 23, 2026 | PORvSJ
