Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers and Thorns FC. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
For this week's edition, #Statman looks to the the matchup history of the Portland Timbers and Los Angeles FC ahead of their game in the MLS is Back Tournament on July 23 in Orlando (7:30pm PT, ESPN2).
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5:30"We didn't come out with the right energy" | Cole Bassett talks about loss to Colorado
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"I felt we never got started" | Phil Neville discusses loss to Rapids
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HIGHLIGHTS | Colorado Rapids vs. Portland Timbers | Feb. 28, 2026
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RECAP | Timbers lose 2-0 on the road to Colorado Rapids
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The Matchup | Timbers hit the road for Colorado
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"I'll provide the best I can, both on and off the field" | New forward Alexander Aravena
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"We're going to have to be at our best to get a result" | Neville getting team ready for Colorado
