Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers and Thorns FC. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
For this week's edition, #Statman looks to the the matchup history of the Portland Timbers and Houston Dynamo ahead of their game in the MLS is Back Tournament on July 18 in Orlando (5pm PT, ESPN).
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#Statman Stumpers | How well do you know Portland and Houston's soccer matchup history?
Goose Hollow Night | Sept. 5 vs. Minnesota
First 10,000 fans to Providence Park receive a Civic the Goose Keychain Plushie! Plus, receive 15% off concessions across the stadium!
Enjoy this limited time offer
Place your Annual Membership deposit by Tuesday, Sept. 8, and receive two Bank of America Signature Club on Tanner Ridge tickets for an upcoming 2026 regular-season home match.
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Plan Ahead | Major I-5 southbound closure near Rose Quarter begins Sept. 11
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"It was two different games in each half" | Jose Caicedo discusses loss to Austin
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"Certainly disappointed" | Martí Cifuentes discusses match with Austin
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HIGHLIGHTS | Portland Timbers vs. Austin FC | Aug. 29, 2026
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RECAP | Timbers lose 2-1 to Austin FC
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PK GOAL | Antony converts against Austin to equalize for Portland
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Timbers sign T2 midfielder Eric Izoita to short-term agreement ahead of tonight's match
