Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers and Thorns FC. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
For this week's edition, #Statman looks to the the matchup history of the Portland Timbers and Houston Dynamo ahead of their game in the MLS is Back Tournament on July 18 in Orlando (5pm PT, ESPN).
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#Statman Stumpers | How well do you know Portland and Houston's soccer matchup history?
Hispanic Heritage Night Special Offer
A special ticket+scarf offer for the Timbers' Hispanic Heritage Night on Sept. 27 as the club takes on FC Dallas.
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7:07"I think I did grow throughout the game" | Kelsy talks about match with Cincy
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"It was a proper game of football" | Neville discusses game with Cincinnati
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HIGHLIGHTS | Portland Timbers vs. FC Cincinnati | Aug. 16, 2025
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RECAP | Portland Timbers lose 3-2 against FC Cincinnati
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GOAL | Kevin Kelsy earns a brace with PK goal
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GOAL | Kevin Kelsy puts Portland on the board against Cincinnati
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Timbers acquire 2025 International Roster Slot from San Diego FC
