Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers and Thorns FC. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
For this week's edition, #Statman looks to the the matchup history of the Portland Timbers and Houston Dynamo ahead of their game in the MLS is Back Tournament on July 18 in Orlando (5pm PT, ESPN).
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#Statman Stumpers | How well do you know Portland and Houston's soccer matchup history?
100 Years for Providence Park | Oct. 17 vs. Colorado
First 10,000 fans to Providence Park receive a special 100 Years of Providence Park commemorative crossbody bag, courtesy of Toyota!
MLS NEXT Pro Playoffs Western Conference Quarterfinals
Timbers2 take on St. Louis CITY2 on Oct. 16. Get FREE tickets for the match at Providence Park!
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Portland Timbers and Pendleton Woolen Mills announce multiyear partnership
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"We're just not getting those bounces in our favor" | Pantemis discusses loss to LA
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"A difficult feeling right now" | Cifuentes on the loss to LA
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HIGHLIGHTS | LA Galaxy vs. Portland Timbers | Oct. 14, 2026
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RECAP | Portland Timbers lose 2-0 to LA Galaxy
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Hat trick hero Vincent Janssen on his journey | The Pathway, presented by Allstate
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Patrick Harris and Jake Zivin discuss crucial stretch of games for Portland | Timbers Fan Podcast
