Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers and Thorns FC. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
With today's announcement of games through the end of September, #Statman takes a look at some fun trivia around Timbers games and moments within the ninth month of the year.
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#Statman Stumpers | Fun trivia for Timbers games from the month of September


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Portland Timbers sign Sawyer Jura to short-term agreement from T2
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Matchday | Timbers battle Sounders in huge rivalry showdown on Saturday
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adidas unveils 'Trionda' – The Official Match Ball of the FIFA World Cup26™
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10:40
"You've got to have ice running through your veins" | Neville chats ahead of Seattle game
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6:09
"Let's see who can...spice it up a little bit" | Velde looking forward to his first match against Seattle
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Timbers. Sounders. Oct. 4, 2025
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Timbers-Seattle Rivalry Week | Talk Timbers