Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers and Thorns FC. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
With today's announcement of games through the end of September, #Statman takes a look at some fun trivia around Timbers games and moments within the ninth month of the year.
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#Statman Stumpers | Fun trivia for Timbers games from the month of September
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3:59"We didn't flow on the ball" | Brandon Bye discusses loss to Loons
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"We weren't ruthless enough" | Phil Neville on loss to Minnesota
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HIGHLIGHTS | Minnesota United FC vs. Portland Timbers | Apr. 18, 2026
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RECAP | Portland Timbers lose 2-0 on the road to Minnesota United FC
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"[It's] a group of fixtures where we have to pick up points" | Phil Neville on Minnesota
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"We've got a very important stretch for our team" | Cole Bassett on the upcoming stretch of games
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Brandon Bye shares his journey to the Timbers | The Pathway, presented by Allstate
!["[It's] a group of fixtures where we have to pick up points" | Phil Neville on Minnesota](https://images.mlssoccer.com/image/private/t_editorial_landscape_8_desktop_mobile/f_auto/mls-por/ly4016g1wv8rviezqabo)
