Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers and Thorns FC. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
With today's announcement of games through the end of September, #Statman takes a look at some fun trivia around Timbers games and moments within the ninth month of the year.
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#Statman Stumpers | Fun trivia for Timbers games from the month of September
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4:54"I think we need to up our intensity levels" | Phil Neville speaks after training
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"It's up to us as a team to stop them" | Finn Surman talks about facing Whitecaps
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"We didn't come out with the right energy" | Cole Bassett talks about loss to Colorado
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"I felt we never got started" | Phil Neville discusses loss to Rapids
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HIGHLIGHTS | Colorado Rapids vs. Portland Timbers | Feb. 28, 2026
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RECAP | Timbers lose 2-0 on the road to Colorado Rapids
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The Matchup | Timbers hit the road for Colorado
