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#Statman Stumpers | Can you name which player scored their first Timbers goal?

Log slabs, Portland Timbers vs New York Red Bulls, 8.18.17

Mike Donovan

Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "StatMan" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to Portland Timbers. We call them #Statman Stumpers. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.

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4:18

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8:37

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8:29

"Certainly disappointed" | Martí Cifuentes discusses match with Austin
10:32

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