Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
With forward Jaroslaw Niezgoda's brace last week, he became the fourth Timbers player with a multi-goal game in 2020. Can you name all of the Timbers players who have scored two goals in a game since they joined MLS?
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#Statman Stumpers | Can you name every Timbers player to have scored a brace?


2026 Mini Plans
Timbers Mini Plans provide discounts on single match tickets or special offers. Packages include Home Opener, Cascadia rivalries, Beat LA x 2 and credits to PTFC Authentics.
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PHOTOS | Timbers open 2026 preseason
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Timbers kick off 2026 preseason Jan. 12, presented by Old Trapper Beef Jerky
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Timbers acquire $2 million from Inter Miami CF in exchange for midfielder David Ayala
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Chris Stapleton confirms 2026 "All-American Road Show" dates, will appear at Providence Park on July 17
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Timbers sign Australian defender Alex Bonetig
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James Pantemis, Kamal Miller called up to Canadian Men's National Team for training camp
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Timbers re-sign defender Eric Miller to new contract


