Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
With forward Jaroslaw Niezgoda's brace last week, he became the fourth Timbers player with a multi-goal game in 2020. Can you name all of the Timbers players who have scored two goals in a game since they joined MLS?
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#Statman Stumpers | Can you name every Timbers player to have scored a brace?
100 Years for Providence Park | Oct. 17 vs. Colorado
First 10,000 fans to Providence Park receive a special 100 Years of Providence Park commemorative crossbody bag, courtesy of Toyota!
MLS NEXT Pro Playoffs Western Conference Quarterfinals
Timbers2 take on St. Louis CITY2 on Oct. 16. Get FREE tickets for the match at Providence Park!
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Portland Timbers and Pendleton Woolen Mills announce multiyear partnership
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"We're just not getting those bounces in our favor" | Pantemis discusses loss to LA
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"A difficult feeling right now" | Cifuentes on the loss to LA
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HIGHLIGHTS | LA Galaxy vs. Portland Timbers | Oct. 14, 2026
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RECAP | Portland Timbers lose 2-0 to LA Galaxy
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Hat trick hero Vincent Janssen on his journey | The Pathway, presented by Allstate
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Patrick Harris and Jake Zivin discuss crucial stretch of games for Portland | Timbers Fan Podcast
