Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
With forward Jaroslaw Niezgoda's brace last week, he became the fourth Timbers player with a multi-goal game in 2020. Can you name all of the Timbers players who have scored two goals in a game since they joined MLS?
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#Statman Stumpers | Can you name every Timbers player to have scored a brace?


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"It felt really good" | Ian Smith on scoring his first MLS goal at Providence Park
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"We have to play with confidence" | David Da Costa on goal, result against Revs
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"Had fun tonight" | Head coach Phil Neville reflects on win over New England
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HIGHLIGHTS | Portland Timbers vs. New England Revolution | July 5, 2025
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Timbers defeat Revs, extend home unbeaten streak to 10
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Goal | David Da Costa tallies Timbers' game-winner vs. Revs
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Goal | Ian Smith scores first MLS goal to give Timbers a lead