Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
With forward Jaroslaw Niezgoda's brace last week, he became the fourth Timbers player with a multi-goal game in 2020. Can you name all of the Timbers players who have scored two goals in a game since they joined MLS?
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#Statman Stumpers | Can you name every Timbers player to have scored a brace?
Goose Hollow Night | Sept. 5 vs. Minnesota
First 10,000 fans to Providence Park receive a Civic the Goose Keychain Plushie! Plus, receive 15% off concessions across the stadium!
Enjoy this limited time offer
Place your Annual Membership deposit by Tuesday, Sept. 8, and receive two Bank of America Signature Club on Tanner Ridge tickets for an upcoming 2026 regular-season home match.
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Plan Ahead | Major I-5 southbound closure near Rose Quarter begins Sept. 11
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"It was two different games in each half" | Jose Caicedo discusses loss to Austin
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"Certainly disappointed" | Martí Cifuentes discusses match with Austin
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HIGHLIGHTS | Portland Timbers vs. Austin FC | Aug. 29, 2026
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RECAP | Timbers lose 2-1 to Austin FC
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PK GOAL | Antony converts against Austin to equalize for Portland
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Timbers sign T2 midfielder Eric Izoita to short-term agreement ahead of tonight's match
