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With the return of the 2020 MLS regular season this Sunday against Seattle Sounders FC (7pm, FS1), #Statman asks if you can name every Timbers player across all eras of the club who has scored against our rivals to the north. Don't let the format below scare you. You don't need to know the exact match date of each goalscorer, you just need to guess the names.
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#Statman Stumpers | Can you name every Timbers player to ever score against Seattle?


Pride Night | June 8
Timbers host St. Louis on Pride Night! Get an awesome Pride Night scarf designed by JD Cox of Dancing Heron Design!
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Providence Park nominated for Newsweek Fans' Choice Award for Loudest MLS Home Pitch
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Night in Pictures | AAPI Night and a comeback win over Colorado
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Sights and Sounds from a festive AAPI Night at Providence Park
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Pride Night comes to Providence Park on June 8 with limited-edition scarf, special performance
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"I hope that when people possess this that you are an ally" | Artist JD Cox on her 2025 Pride scarf
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Antony, Jimer Fory named to MLS Team of the Matchday for Matchday 16
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Timbers waive defender Miguel Araujo