Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers and Thorns FC. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
With the return of the 2020 MLS regular season this Sunday against Seattle Sounders FC (7pm, FS1), #Statman asks if you can name every Timbers player across all eras of the club who has scored against our rivals to the north. Don't let the format below scare you. You don't need to know the exact match date of each goalscorer, you just need to guess the names.
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#Statman Stumpers | Can you name every Timbers player to ever score against Seattle?
Inspired by the past, made for today
A capsule collection made to keep the spirit of Soccer City USA Alive. Available for a limited time online and in-stadium.
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4:54"It was a special goal" | Santiago Moreno on his spectacular goal and celebrating with his mom
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"I think we were sound defensively" | Maxime Crépeau on the win and cleansheet against SKC
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"I felt as though it was a really important victory" | Phil Neville on win over SKC and team's play
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HIGHLIGHTS | Portland Timbers vs. Sporting Kansas City | May 10, 2025
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RECAP | Moreno golazo, team defense deliver for Portland Timbers in 1-0 win over Sporting Kansas City
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GOLAZO | Santiago Moreno scores a stunner, celebrates with mom in the stands for Mother's Day
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Ariel Lassiter writes letter to younger self | The Pathway, presented by Allstate
