Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers and Thorns FC. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
With the return of the 2020 MLS regular season this Sunday against Seattle Sounders FC (7pm, FS1), #Statman asks if you can name every Timbers player across all eras of the club who has scored against our rivals to the north. Don't let the format below scare you. You don't need to know the exact match date of each goalscorer, you just need to guess the names.
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#Statman Stumpers | Can you name every Timbers player to ever score against Seattle?
100 Years for Providence Park | Oct. 17 vs. Colorado
First 10,000 fans to Providence Park receive a special 100 Years of Providence Park commemorative crossbody bag, courtesy of Toyota!
Trick-or-Treat | Oct. 24 vs. Charlotte
Starting at just $59, get two tickets to the Oct. 24 match against Charlotte FC plus a special light-up Halloween bag and candy!
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Matchday | Timbers host the Colorado Rapids Saturday as club marks Providence Park centennial
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The Matchup | What to watch for in PORvCOL
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"It's just to have that cutting edge to make us win games" | Kristoffer Velde talks ahead of PORvCOL
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Martí Cifuentes shares his thoughts ahead of match with Colorado
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Celebrate 100 years of Providence Park Saturday with a giveaway, special items and a scavenger hunt
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Portland Timbers and Pendleton Woolen Mills announce multiyear partnership
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"We're just not getting those bounces in our favor" | Pantemis discusses loss to LA
